he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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