getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
