so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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