how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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