I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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