The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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