dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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