This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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