i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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