he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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