Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Two words: blizzard sex
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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