I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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