i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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