strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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