That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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