Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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