We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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