I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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