i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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