Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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