First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
