I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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