He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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