as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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