I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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