I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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