NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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