Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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