Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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