Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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