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(+44): View more from England

You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.

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(512): View more from Texas

he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before

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he probably also told you he thought u were pretty

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(410): View more from Maryland

To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.

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(248): View more from Michigan

the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."

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(612): View more from Minnesota

It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course

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(281): View more from Texas

Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.

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