Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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