VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
if only i could text you this smell
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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