I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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