Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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