My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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