we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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