What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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