Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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