A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
