I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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