is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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