so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
so much tequila, so little girl.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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