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Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy

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(607): View more from New York

I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.

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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.

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You're never coming back, are you?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.

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(586): View more from Michigan

The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am

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(727): View more from Florida

remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla

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(989): View more from Michigan

R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm

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