We need to rekindle our bromance
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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