And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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