The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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