i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Do you still have your period?
I just pynch a tree in the face
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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