He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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