I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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